January 2009
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Michigan Man Accused of Raping Cleveland Boy
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=9747243
First, please read the headline and laugh. Got that out of the way? Good. Now for the story.
“A Michigan man is accused of going to the Cleveland area and sexually assaulting a 12-year-old boy he’d met playing an online video game.”
Oh boy (see what I did there?). That’s the kind of blurb news outlets love.
“Police...
WatchThe Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Gangsta Version
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“How the hell is one black guy going to run the White House when 10 black guys...”
– Elecro Lemon A.K.A. Neo Webster
If I tell you that Elecro Lemon is black, that makes his quote O.K., right?
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone... →
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Weird Stuff I Listen To: Equip from the second Gen...
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D just beat Myst
Joshua: WHY ARE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS LOSING THEIR JOBS D
WHY
D: I DON'T KNOW RISER BUT I'M GONNA CALL THE EARTH DEFENSE FORCE
Joshua: DO IT
TOGETHER WE CAN DESTROY BUILDINGS FOR NO REASON
D: WITH ONE ROCKET
THE BUGS ARE COMMUNISTS
Joshua: THAT ANT COULD KILL SOMEONE BLOW UP THE BUILDING IT'S ON
D: I'D RATHER KILL ALL THE HUMANS MYSELF THAN LET A SINGLE ANT GET A SINGLE PERSON
THAT'S AMERICA
Joshua: THAT'S HOW TERRORISTS WIN
WE TAKE AWAY THEIR VICTORY AND THEY HAVE NOTHING
D: IF WE BLOW UP ALL THE BUILDINGS THERE WILL BE NONE LEFT FOR THEM
GET OBAMA ON THE PHONE
Joshua: THEN WE WIN IN OUR HEARTS
D: I JUST BEAT MYST
Joshua: HOLY FUCK
I AM POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR
D: MAKE SURE YOU GET MY GOOD SIDE
I just realized...
…that I love using the word “miracle” as a verb.
Oh yeah I almost forgot...
We now have a magical president that will fix everything and miracle our economy out of the crapper.
Okay, now I’m just being a reactionary cynic to all of the Obama love. I hope he does a fantastic job as president and can change the world for the better. But lets not give him any free passes simply because he’s not Bush, okay? Thank you.
Now about the cost of his inauguration...
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Understanding What Science Is - by Phil Plait →
No One Takes Your Freedom - DJ Earworm
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“She was like a candle in the wind…unreliable.”
– Dean Learner
There are several lies in this post
Workman: How often do you change your goddamn Tumblr name?
Riser: I don't know. Often.
Workman: It's like you change the name more than you post.
Riser: Fuck you.
Workman: I'm sorry. You're the best.
Workman: You are also quite handsome.
Risergy: Now with comments!
Since I plan on using Tumblr a lot more now, I realized I might as well add some basic options to it.
Arcade Infininity: SFIV matches with people who... →
Tetsujin 28-Go Remake Teaser →
chanh:
Tetsujin 28-Go (or known as Gigantor in the States) is the grand daddy of Giant Robots. Imagi studios seems to be a lot of nostalgic reviving with TMNT, Astro Boy, and Gatchaman- and I’m totally cool with that. Check out the trailer, it’s slick.
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“How sad it is that we give up on people who are just like us?”
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