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Jan 1st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

54 notes

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A VERY URGENT REQUEST!!!

I need someone in the Cleveland area with a good camera and camera experience to capture this single moment: The very second I tell someone that the ‘Four Loko’ they have been drinking has not had caffeine in it since it was first banned and is therefor no longer illegal. What will be captured on film is the moment they realize they have been drinking a caffeine-less, low-rent alcohol...

Dec 29th

I'm gonna lay off the hashtags for a while...

At least for stuff I don’t expect go into wide circulation. I’ve gotten a bit sick of the cyborg-computer-bots following me and trying to get me to buy “trendy” clothes and smelly lotions.

Dec 29th

So the Scott Pilgrim DLC is finally out for XBLA

And they forgot to apply the patch that allows you to access the content you just paid for. It’s a pretty brilliant fuck-up that made me angry for a few seconds only to make me laugh at how stupid this truly is. How does one company put so much love into the spirit and feel of a game while, at the same time, completely fuck up the very things that allow you to enjoy the spirit and feel of...

Dec 29th

Payton Oswalt says Geek Culture has become... →

Dec 29th

Dec 24th

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Port REALLY wants to bang my mom; still unable to... →

Dec 23rd

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I'm getting 'WELCOME TO DIE' ('X-Men' for XBLA)...

Anyone down to play? GT: Riser Glen

Dec 23rd

I just bought two copies of the TRON: Legacy...

I may have a problem.

Dec 23rd

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*Sigh* ... Looks like I have to return the 'Zombie... →

Dec 22nd

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I wouldn't even be running AIM, but every single...

Seriously, ladies. Upgrade yo shit.

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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DIE HARD is the best Christmas movie ever made

And if you don’t consider DIE HARD a Christmas movie, with all loving respect, please just unfollow me now. Yes, A Christmas Story is hilarious and sweet, and A Charlie Brown Christmas captures the spirit of Christmas perfectly, but DIE HARD is everything I could ever want in a Christmas movie…and so much more.

Dec 21st

26 notes

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Dec 20th

200 notes

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TRON Fashion

Pedro: I wish fashion would go the way of TRON. I want a lighted jackets.
Pedro: I know you want lighted underwear don't even bullshit your self.
Pedro: Bitches would act like they're watching the Arc of the Covenant is being opened.
Me: Hahahaha.

Dec 19th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

9 notes

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Dec 13th

5 tags

Watch

Daft Punk - “Derezzed” Music Video from Tron: Legacy Original Motion Picture Score

Dec 8th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 4th

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Dec 4th

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“The film is a Fleshlight. It looks like the real thing, and it might get you...”

– Drew McWeeny of HitFix (?) in the first negative review of Tron: Legacy on Rotten Tomatoes. While Drew thinks he’s fairly clever, he has just accidentally revealed that he has neither had sex nor banged a Fleshlight.

Dec 3rd

8 notes

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