To Brilliam, my favorite Canadian
Dear Brilliam, when I jokingly sent you a response to your status message of “Working on Canada Day FML” by saying “Canada has a day?,” I only wanted to strike up a conversation with you because you are my favorite Canadian. I was quite aware that Canada has a Canada Day.
It was not my intention to offend your Canadian sensibilities and if I did so offend said Canadian sensibilities, I apologize. And out of the literally hundreds of Canadians, you will always remain my favorite and I wish you best in your proud day of Gretzky worship.