internetcultureenthusiast:

mcintosser:

l-i-f-e-g-o-e-s-on:

You know that cats have whiskers? They help them know when a gap is too small for their bodies to go through. I think we should have them on our chest, so that we don’t go anywhere which out hearts can’t follow.

that

is really really gay

If OP wants to be a mutant freak with giant tendrils coming out of their chest they can go right ahead. I won’t stop them.

Well I think we should have dicks on our foreheads so you can see it shrivel up and die in response to that godawful attempt at being deep.

Reblogged 2 months ago from internetcultureenthusiast (Originally from l-i-f-e-g-o-e-s-on)
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    LOLOLOL THIS MADE ME DIE IN PLACE.
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    This was all I could think while reading that.
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    at least we’d never walk down tight alleys again
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    That fucking comment omg, I am dead. :’)
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    Literally the most homosexual string of words I’ve ever seen in sequence.
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    I’m impressed at the level of gay in this good job
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