D just beat Myst
Joshua: WHY ARE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS LOSING THEIR JOBS D
WHY
D: I DON'T KNOW RISER BUT I'M GONNA CALL THE EARTH DEFENSE FORCE
Joshua: DO IT
TOGETHER WE CAN DESTROY BUILDINGS FOR NO REASON
D: WITH ONE ROCKET
THE BUGS ARE COMMUNISTS
Joshua: THAT ANT COULD KILL SOMEONE BLOW UP THE BUILDING IT'S ON
D: I'D RATHER KILL ALL THE HUMANS MYSELF THAN LET A SINGLE ANT GET A SINGLE PERSON
THAT'S AMERICA
Joshua: THAT'S HOW TERRORISTS WIN
WE TAKE AWAY THEIR VICTORY AND THEY HAVE NOTHING
D: IF WE BLOW UP ALL THE BUILDINGS THERE WILL BE NONE LEFT FOR THEM
GET OBAMA ON THE PHONE
Joshua: THEN WE WIN IN OUR HEARTS
D: I JUST BEAT MYST
Joshua: HOLY FUCK
I AM POSTING THIS ON TUMBLR
D: MAKE SURE YOU GET MY GOOD SIDE