Joshua Campbell is an aspiring something-or-other with an unhealthy obsession for Superman, Photoshop and Christian Bale. You can reach me at: risergy[at]gmail.com “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”Tumblr (3.0; @riser)http://riser.tumblr.com/<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugcp84upH1qan0wko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><i>FUCK AYOU, DORPHINS!</i></b></p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/286423820http://riser.tumblr.com/post/286423820Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:53:13 -0500DORPHINS<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuppnlETsD1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m bored … Photoshop time!</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/285079374http://riser.tumblr.com/post/285079374Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:14:09 -0500godzillaprecious<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuijyzTT9d1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What we have here is the greatest Madcatz Fighting Stick Tournament Edition mod <b>ever</b>.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/279534667http://riser.tumblr.com/post/279534667Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:28:11 -0500arcade stickperfect strangersmadcatz<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kufoq1USDB1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/277423614http://riser.tumblr.com/post/277423614Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:18:01 -0500batman &amp; robin<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k3W5F49BjwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k3W5F49BjwQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Oh ho ho…ha ha ha…heh heh heh…oh god… Well played. Well played indeed.</p> <p><a href="http://mynameislogan.com/post/276574469/this-is-so-subtle-and-yet-simultaneously-the-most">logandavis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is so subtle and yet simultaneously the most brilliantly awful thing I have ever seen.</p> </blockquote>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/276844602http://riser.tumblr.com/post/276844602Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:33:20 -0500fun with news<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudrcwwpQy1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t think of anything fancy to Photoshop tonight, so here’s a picture of Nicolas Cage throwing a Hadoken.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/275955237http://riser.tumblr.com/post/275955237Wed, 09 Dec 2009 05:19:44 -0500nicolas cage<a href="http://www.hulu.com/mystery-science-theater-3000">Mystery Science Theater 3000 Has Hit Hulu.com!</a>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/274422106http://riser.tumblr.com/post/274422106Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:09:30 -0500hulumystery science theater 3000<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kubc9xRA2X1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck everyone who discouraged me from buying this game for so long.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/274052224http://riser.tumblr.com/post/274052224Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:58:00 -0500blue dragon<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HPZCTChe7Qo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HPZCTChe7Qo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Grindcore Baby</b></p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/273037724http://riser.tumblr.com/post/273037724Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:21:00 -0500grindcore baby<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/the_office_ends_as">The Onion: 'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs</a>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/272906825http://riser.tumblr.com/post/272906825Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:20:30 -0500the officethe onion<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku8y7mK9Yk1qzaw5fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/272175211http://riser.tumblr.com/post/272175211Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:33:00 -0500evolutionkirk cameronthe onion<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7gadMXIe1qzo5tio1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/270950151http://riser.tumblr.com/post/270950151Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:35:01 -0500cleveland showfamily guysomething awfulthey live<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku7g2qVPl51qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/270945433http://riser.tumblr.com/post/270945433Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:30:00 -0500christopher reevesomething awfulsupermanthey live<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4dqjf0XU1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/268842119http://riser.tumblr.com/post/268842119Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:47:00 -0500christian balethe big bangfin<a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/12/peta-classified-terrorist-threat.php">USDA Classifies PETA as a Terrorist Threat</a>: <p><i>*Clap Clap Clap*</i></p> <p>And no, before you say it, they are not being classified as terrorists because they protest animal testing labs.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/266737116http://riser.tumblr.com/post/266737116Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:18:00 -0500petaterrorists<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0kl2bBlH1qzjyfpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahmst3k.tumblr.com/post/266040975/mst3k-meets-star-wars">fuckyeahmst3k</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>MST3k meets Star Wars</p> </blockquote>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/266052124http://riser.tumblr.com/post/266052124Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:09:49 -0500mst3k<p>Can I follow Megan Phelps-Roper from Westboro Baptist Church and godhatesfags.com on Twitter and not get grief for it? I seriously just want to read all of the crazy shit she posts.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/265505071http://riser.tumblr.com/post/265505071Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:31:28 -0500twitter“I love how many people have pointed out that Edward is using the D.E.N.N.I.S. system in “New Moon”.”<br/><br/> - <em> Glenn Howerton (via his <a href="http://twitter.com/Glenn_Howerton/status/6088550330">Twitter</a>.)</em>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/260213296http://riser.tumblr.com/post/260213296Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:17:03 -0500glenn howertonit's always sunny in philadelphia<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktr45a14AC1qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/259097560http://riser.tumblr.com/post/259097560Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:51:09 -0500black friday<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktr1uibYg51qzo5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My greatest work yet.</p>http://riser.tumblr.com/post/259044248http://riser.tumblr.com/post/259044248Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:01:30 -0500colin powellhappy akikohousesuperwilson