Last night I got into a fight with a pregnant woman. Had I known any of the advice given in this video, I would have walked away with my pride and dignity intact.
Lil’ Jimmy Norton hates animals
“If you’re a bird and have the gift of flight and you land in oil, you’re an asshole.”
Hey, everybody! I am Joshua Campbell and I have this Tumblr and it's called "Risergy"! It's a combination of "rising" and "energy"! I thought it was very clever, much in the same way hipsters thought it was clever to wear scarves during the summer, thus ruining scarves forever. So, please, ridicule me for this as often as possible so I do not make the same mistake again.
